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Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember -
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into windshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
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Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons: *sighs* Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.